Oração para gamers
Quando os Marines, soldados da Marinha dos EUA ganham seu rifle, dizem que há um juramento. Eu, pra ser sincero, só vi esse juramento no filme Full Metal Jacket (Nascido Para Matar, aqui no Brasil), que é um filme que acho muito bom.
Parodiando, uma versão pro gamer de Xbox 360:
This is my joystick.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My joystick is my best friend.
It is my joystick.
I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my joystick is useless.
Without my joystick, I am useless.
I must play my games true.
I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.
I must shoot him before he shoots me.
I will.
My joystick and myself are the defenders of my gamescore.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviors of my free time.
So be it, until victory is mine and there is no objectives, but 1000 gs.